How to overreact to a ceramic coffee mug explosion

1. Buy a ceramic coffee mug from Starbucks, like… this one:

 
photo credit to woman who wrote this blog post

2. Try to get the lid off at Ladha near the microwaves/sinks, where a girl is microwaving her food.

3. Somehow make the coffee mug explode with pieces of ceramic flying everywhere.

4. Get a deep cut from the ceramic. 

5. Observe muscle tissue and wonder why there is a hole in base of thumb that allows this observation.

6. Wait a few seconds for blood to come gushing out.

6. Start hyperventilating.

7. Say with great emphasis, “omfg, fucking mother fucker”.

8. Reject stranger girl’s offer of a bandaid by saying “i don’t think that will fucking help”.

9. Continue hyperventilating while rushing towards where T is sitting.

10. Get wrapped up by T in the SUS office:

credits: T

11. Go to the hospital at UBC, wait an hour, peel off bandages, freak out again about the cut because it’s still gaping open, find out there’s no more glue and might need stitches, then find out i WON’T need stitches cuz they’re just going to sorta tape it up.

i’m fine. thanks for caring. :)