“Each year the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin punch that is the most sincere.” – Linus
I never believed in anything when I was a kid. How could I with the parents I had? They were really lame about Santa Claus. They hid the present under my pillow on the night of Boxing Day, so that my brother and I discovered the presents on the morning of the 27th. My mom then told us“If you don’t like it, I can take it back and refund it… OH I MEAN, give it back to Santa.”
